Fic rec of sorts
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thalia_seawoodI've been looking for some Star Wars fanfiction over on fanfiction.net and found this treasure. It's probably the worst story I've ever seen. In fact it's so bad that I'm pretty sure it's a parody. Reading it made me laugh so hard that I scared the cat. :-)
The title of the priceless story is "Anakin's TRUE love":
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2385879/1/
Anakin's true love is an amazing Mary Sue called Jetox who changes hair and eye colour so many times it's dazzling. (In the first chapter it's "midnight pink".)
The author also wins the award for misspelling Anakin and Obi-Wan in the most unique ways ever.
The spelling is so atrocious it's a delight.
Here are some quotes:
“thanx meester,” jetox said happy ly, running down the hellway. “may the fierce be wit u.”
“thanx,” obee 1 saaid back. “by pedywon.”
“ANKAKIN!” padme screamed throing he rbooks down. “I hate u!”
“u suck,” anakin saaid “I hope u fail English!”
“whatever” padme flippd her hand at him
And here a quote from the author's notes:
a/n: were we no updat for a whil. I sorry. Da 2 of us r sorrie. we wemt to vacaton al around da world to anartca, parys, afryca, ostralia, jamayca, n Alaska. Just like jeton and her perple car!
Also inglish isn t are 1st lungage. Pleez don t be a meenie dark vader is maen we watchned the tryloogy abgvaimn and he was meen lyke people who make fun of us
The title of the priceless story is "Anakin's TRUE love":
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2385879/1/
Anakin's true love is an amazing Mary Sue called Jetox who changes hair and eye colour so many times it's dazzling. (In the first chapter it's "midnight pink".)
The author also wins the award for misspelling Anakin and Obi-Wan in the most unique ways ever.
The spelling is so atrocious it's a delight.
Here are some quotes:
“thanx meester,” jetox said happy ly, running down the hellway. “may the fierce be wit u.”
“thanx,” obee 1 saaid back. “by pedywon.”
“ANKAKIN!” padme screamed throing he rbooks down. “I hate u!”
“u suck,” anakin saaid “I hope u fail English!”
“whatever” padme flippd her hand at him
And here a quote from the author's notes:
a/n: were we no updat for a whil. I sorry. Da 2 of us r sorrie. we wemt to vacaton al around da world to anartca, parys, afryca, ostralia, jamayca, n Alaska. Just like jeton and her perple car!
Also inglish isn t are 1st lungage. Pleez don t be a meenie dark vader is maen we watchned the tryloogy abgvaimn and he was meen lyke people who make fun of us
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Date: 2005-06-28 09:06 pm (UTC)Re: *cringes*
Date: 2005-06-28 09:05 pm (UTC)"Congratulations to those of you who thought this was a parody. You were correct. : ) My friend and I wrote this simply for laughs, to amuse both us and possibly some other people out there. And to make fun of Mary-Sues. Although it may not seem like it, we are actually both fairly intelligent and capable of writing in normal, complete sentences, and love Star Wars. We also love to write. So far, we are holding firm to the belief that no one can write as horribly as we did in this story. Padme is also one of our favorite characters, and we are not rabid fangirls. Thanks to everyone who reviewed, and we hope you got some laughs from the stupidity of this awfully written story. : )"
I can't normally stand bad writing, but this little story is so awful it's hilarious.